A salty Pirate will lead you through some of the French Quarter’s more unique bars, sharing brutal stories of pirates,  sword fights, torture, and the darker side of New Orleans history. You’ll drink, laugh, and learn things you’ll never forget.

We’ll visit four bars in the French Quarter—each with its own personality, atmosphere, and signature drinks you’ll want to try. Along the way, we’ll wander through Jackson Square, Pirates Alley, and yes, even down Bourbon Street.

But this crawl isn’t just about the bars. Your Pirate guide will unleash the wildest, filthiest tales he knows—brutal executions, bloody torture, filthy nightlife, bizarre entertainment, and the kind of chaos only early-1800s New Orleans could deliver. Real history is brutal. Our incredible story-telling Pirate guides will have you laughing and wincing as you hear the city’s wildest true stories. It’s the perfect recipe for a chaotic, unforgettable night in the French Quarter.